The Typewriter Has Been Drinking

Step right up, step right up. Not too close there son, heh heh. Don’t scuff my shoes son. Announcing the chance of a lifetime! Your name in lights, your story on the lips of thousands of inebriated hooligans. Here’s the pitch… SIXTEEN TONS presents (in association with BOOZEWWEEK MAGAZINE’S legendary editor in chief ELLIOT MARTINEZ)…. Download a Poster!


Essay & Poster Competition

Concept: The theme / inspiration for your entry should be drinking, writing, typewriters, travel and such. 1) Write an essay less than 100 words. 2) Create a poster at least 8.5 X 11 in size.

Rules: Submissions must be received in both digital and physical formats. Artwork and writing will possibly be posted on our website, used in our store, used in our marketing, and auctioned off for charity.

Deadline: April 1st, 2011

Prize Packages: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places will be awarded for the essay contest and the poster contest. All 6 winners (over 21 yrs old) will receive a complimentary:

  1. Two pints of beer + the glass or One growler full of beer + the bottle
  2. Free Membership (transferable!)
  3. More prizes to be announced!

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